We like the Enterprise, we really do. That sagging old rust bucket is designed like a garbage scow…

jadedmalice:

c-conda:

  • Truth.

This guy knows what’s up.

clumsyoctopus:

my ad for beauty products

girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face

old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country

girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

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watchtheskytonight:

takonatural:

winchesterandwinchester:

Intense/Sad Scene vs Gag Reel
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HOW DO THEY GET ANYTHING DONE AT ALL IN THIS SERIES

THIS IS REASON WHY WE HAVE ALL THESE RANDOM HELLATUSES. IT’S BECAUSE THEY CAN’T FOCUS ON ANYTHING

How to say Fuck You in 10 languages.

misskitlee:

  1. Kisama - Japanese
  2. As to thialo - Greek
  3. Dorme mecum - Latin
  4. Javla - Swidish
  5. Fick dich - German
  6. Cao ni - Mandarin
  7. Fuck you - English
  8. Ssibal - Korean
  9. Chodela - Hindi
  10. PUTANG INA MONG HAYOP KANG ANIMAL KA MAMATAY KA NGAYON DIN PAKYU KA ULOL BOBO NANAY MO TANGA TATAY MO ULOL KA MAGPAKAILANMAN! - Filipino (Tagalog)