Neal & Emma: Season 2
“We promised to take care of each other.”
Happy Swan Thief/Swanfire appreciation week!
Since J.J. Abrams is suddenly so concerned with coming across as sexist in Star Trek, and seems convinced sexism can be solved with (what he believes to be) equal-opportunity objectification, I’d like to offer a few suggestions as to some other changes he could’ve made to STID…
After a month in New York, Blaine decides that his favorite thing is the street performers. Jugglers, mimes, those people who paint themselves silver and pretend to be robots. Blaine loves them all. He’s partial to the musicians though, and one musician in particular. A man, roughly Blaine’s age, who plays the trumpet just outside of Bryant Park.
“Back again?” The man grins when he sees Blaine, immediately starting up the opening chords to “Some Nights.” Blaine stays through it, as well as “Rumour Has It” and “New York, New York” that the man plays for a tourist family. The two young children drop dollars into the man’s trumpet case. Kurt thanks them, smiling.
“Great job.” Blaine drops a ten into the case.
“I’ll see you tomorrow?”
“Maybe I could see you tonight? I can wrap up early, and we could go to dinner? Or a movie, if you’d prefer.” The man scribbled something on a scrap of paper an handed it to Blaine.
“Are you asking me on a date?” Blaine smiled.
“I figured you were interested, seeing as you come to see me play nearly every day.” The man smiled back. “My name is Kurt, by the way.”
“Call me.” Kurt started playing “Animal” as Blaine went on his way.
After a year in New York, Blaine decides that his absolute most favorite thing about the city is definitely Kurt Hummel, trumpeter extraordinaire.
We like the Enterprise, we really do. That sagging old rust bucket is designed like a garbage scow…
This guy knows what’s up.
my ad for beauty products
girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face
old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country
girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO